Basically get the fuck out of Port Moresby as soon as you can – it’s still a frightening place for all but the most hardened travellers and the urban legends of not stopping to get out of your car if you run over someone are all true.
My hospital room spun. A low pressure system churned my guts. Catbird sobbed by my bedside. Crusty Carl trembled with rage and illegal chemicals. Daphne Grrng’s eyes blazed...